The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man (Phelge) - 3:10

well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown la
well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown la
but i'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway
well i'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp i am
well i'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp i am
i'm an under assistant west coast promo man

well i promo groups when they come into town
well i promo groups when they come into town
well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down
well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am
well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am

i'm a necessary talent behind ev'ry rock and roll band
i'm sharp