From Exercises [Essential] (1972) by Nazareth

Woke up This Morning (Agnew, Charlton, McCafferty, Sweet) - 3:09

Woke up this morning, my dog was dead,
Someone disliked him and shot him through the head.

Woke up this morning, my cat had died,
I know I'll miss her, sat down and cried.

Came home this evening, my hog was gone,
People here don't like me, I think I'll soon move on.

Now somethings happened, that would make a saint frown,
I turned my back and my house burned down.