From You Bought It - You Name It (1983) by Joe Walsh

Space Age Whiz Kids (Vitale, Walsh) - 3:40

I used to play that pinball
I used to go outside
I had to spend my money
Get on the bus and ride
I used to go out dancin'
Put on my high-heeled shoes
Get in my short black Chevy
Go on a downtown cruise
I get a little bit mixed up, maybe I'm obsolete
All us pinball pool-sharks, we just can't compete

Space age whiz kids, kids, kids
(Leaders in the field)
Pioneers in research
(Space Age Whiz Kids)

Arcade mothership monsters
Laser-beam blast-shield eyes
Full-blown space age madness
Make-believe satellite skies
Alien ships approaching
There's trouble in sector five
Left hand on the joystick
Right hand, hyperspace drive

Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids

Space Age Whiz Kids
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
They got nothin' to do
Put another quarter in
Pay those space age dues
Donkey Kong high score
Pac Man's on a roll
Klingons on the warpath
Whiz Kids on patrol

Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids!)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
(Quite a young thing)
Space age whiz Kids
(Spage Age Whiz Kids)
(I like Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(I like, I like Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(I like Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(I need quarters, quarters! Give me quarters! I need quarters!)