From The Hunter (1982) by Blondie

Little Caesar (Stein/Harry) - 3:01

My name is Little Caesar, my friends call me LC
My daddy's named the same and he passed it onto me
I'm the kinda guy who by and by who wants to be your friend
I'll make you a happy ending
I loop the loo
I do it good

I've been called a lot of names, some of them obscene
But you think I'm funny, wonder about me?
I don't worry anymore, get uptight or fear
Back in the days of funny funny they called me queer
They used to call me
They'd call me rudely

I'm a love 'em and leave 'em kinda fella, good time gentleman
Perform my magic for you then I'll make my plan
When I'm gone you'll feel so low, obsession outta hand
You'll find I'll linger in your mind
You can't forgive me, you won't forget me
You can't live with me, can't live without me
You'll find there's not enough and that you love too much
You can't live without me

You can't live with me, can't live without me
Just call me Caesar
You can't forgive me, you won't forget me
I'm Little Caesar
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