Suzie Safety (Ron Mael, Russell Mael) - 3:57

I looked up in the sun
And I didn't shade my eyes
Then a girl appeared and said
"Here, these are your size"

Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)

I tried to cross the street
And I almost got mowed down
But the softest little hand yanked me back To safer ground

Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)

She says, no smoking
She says, no drink
You should wear a parka
I'm really safe but I kind of resent
Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)
Suzie Safety (She's my safety)

When she's near to me
And there's no one else around
And I can't control myself
She says, "safety first, pal"
Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)

She says no speeding
And always eat right
Watch you fats and starches
I'm really safe but I kind of resent
Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)
Suzie Safety (She's my safety)

She's safe in my arms
And I'm safe in hers

Suzie Safety
Suzie Safety (That's my Suzie)