From Absolutely Free (1967) by Frank Zappa

America Drinks and Goes Home (Zappa) - 2:46

THIS IS A SPECIAL REQUEST! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! ...

I tried to find
How my heart could be so blind, dear,
How could I be fooled
Just like the rest.
You came on strong with your
Fast car and your class ring,
Soft voice, and your sad eyes
I fell for the whole thing.
I don't regret having met up
With a girl who breaks hearts
Like they were nothing at all.
I've done it, too
Now I know just what it
Feels like
And just like I said:
There's no regrets.

It's now time to close! ...
I hope you've had as much fun as we have!
Don't forget the jam session Sunday!...
Mandy Tension will be by, playing his xylophone troupe!
It'll be alot of fun! Monday night is the Dance Contest Night...
Twist Contest!... We give away peanut butter and jelly!...
I hope we've played your requests... the songs you like to hear...
Last call for alcohol!... Drink it up, folks... Wonderful!...
Nice to see you ... oh, "Bill Bailey"?... we'll get to that tomorrow...
"Caravan", with a drum solo? . . . Right!... We'll do that!...
Wonderful!... Nice to see you again!... Yeh!... la, la, la...
Down at the POMPADOUR A-GO-GO!!... Vo-do-de-oo pee-pee...
Shoobe-doot 'n-dadada, ada-da-nya-da-da...
'NITE ALL!...