From You Are What You Is (1981) by Frank Zappa

If Only She Woulda (Zappa) - 3:48

You took a chance
On Jumbo's love
If only she woulda
Gave you the shove
That might have sent you
On your way
But it's too late now
You got a letter today.
Life and love
Has left you shafted
And on top of that
You just got drafted