Magneto and Titanium Man

Song ratings

Rating	Comments	Author	Date
	Another rocker that I like.	Bobber	April 11, 2012
	If you want a challenge, try pigeonholing this song into some particular classification. Folkish? Novelty? Retro? Whichever you say, the song, even after thirty years, remains fresh and entertaining.	Bruce Beatlefan	May 27, 2006

Lyrics

Well I was talking last night
Magneto and titanium man ...
We were talking about you, babe,
Oo they said

You were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen
At a quarter to three
In the main street.

I didn't believe them
Magneto and titanium man ...
But when the crimson dynamo
Finally assured me, well, I knew

You were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen
At a quarter to three
In the main street.

So we went out
Magneto and titanium man ...
And the crimson dynamo
Came along for the ride

We went to town with the library
And we swung all over that
Long tall bank in the main street

Well there she were and to my despair
She's a five-star criminal
Breaking the code

Magneto said "now the time come
To gather our forces and run!!!"
Oh no ...
This can't be so ...

And then it occurred to me!

You couldn't be bad
Magneto was mad!
Titanium too!
And the crimson dynamo
Just couldn't cut it no more
You were the law ...

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